June
9, 1999 - Wednesday
It's a Biggin'
Roads: 224, 57, 4630, 4635 (9
miles up), 5730, 5731
Started out overcast, few sprinkles. Broke
into a very nice day by noon.
Cliff wanted to go. Bill Harper came. Took
Cliff's Tahoe.
I filled him up at the Texaco in Estacada.
Bill says the driver shouldn't fill up on day
trips, the passengers should. I had already
planned on it since Cliff drove last time
too.
Cliff knows the owner from way back. We
accidentally met a Forest Service Law
Enforcement officer that Cliff knows at the
Texaco. The talk with him quickly moved to
the Big Hairy Beasts. He knew of Cliff's
interest in them. He told of seeing
"five dark suited fly fishermen" in
the Clackamas River. It happened early one
morning near the Memaloose Bridge in 1979. He
was working fire crew at the time.
He also dug out a really good Forest Service
map - like the one my contact had sent me in
the mail. He circled an area up at the top of
Memaloose/Fish/Wash Creek that he said had
little people traffic. That's all he said. He
gave the map to Cliff. He had circled the
area two or three times using heavy pressure
on the pen.
He also said he watches an old mine shaft
near Whale Head by scope. Says it's smooth in
front, like it was being used. Then he told
us about arresting some protesters last week
that wouldn't leave the forest voluntarily.
I mentioned the name of my contact to him. He
knew him. Have a feeling he was going to
check that out.
Went up to Cliff site 1. Lots of small elk
and deer sign. Beautiful grasses and foliage
had come out with the spring. Quite wet.
Soaked my shoes.
Much bear "scat."
Large piles, like someone had the runs. All
along the south edge of the forest in the
meadow. One spot had 4 big piles within 10',
all in a line.
6/9/99 Black bear scat.
SW foot Mt. Mitchell. Near "Mother of
all turds".
Cliff and Bill found the
"mother of all turds" over by the
south tree line. The thing was just under
3" in diameter and in long coiled
chunks. I was over by the beaver pond when
they found it and I could hear them laughing
all the way over there. We went back to the
truck and got a clean plastic bucket and got
it in without much damage. Put some grass
under it to cushion the thing.
6/9/99 "Mother of all
turds"
It was a biggin' for sure. We
was a commentin' on the yellin' that that guy
would cause on the way out. Could just hear
it echoing over the little basin.
"Yeeeeoooow." It was much more
cord-like than the common bear scat all over
the place. Full of vegetable materials.
Didn't show any meat grease or bones. Also,
it wasn't like elk droppings. That comes out
like big grapes and the grapes are bunched up
on the ground in different sized piles. There
was plenty of elk droppings all around, so we
had something to compare with "The
mother of
"
I had found a tree over by the edge of the
pond that had been torn to hell down to the
core from about 6' up to the 8' level. The
work went all around the tree. No damage
above or beneath. The wood was ripped off
chip like, it didn't seem like woodpecker
damage, although it proabably was. Very
curious.
Took 6335 up high. This is the road that goes
up to the high plateau north of Mt. Mitchell.
Stopped for lunch a place with a nice view.
Had made a good tuna sandwich for myself and
had brought plenty of celery sticks. Bill
commented on the whiteness of the tuna. Told
him I bought albacore on sale. He said he
felt like he paid a lot if he spent 50 cents
on a can, but that it wasn't normally too bad
if you put in a lot of relish. Cliff had a
boiled egg for all of us. Good.
It wasn't a real warm day. I hadn't frozen
the water in my water bottles, just put ice
in them. The ice kept all day.
We drove 9 miles until the road closed from
snow on the north side. When we got to 130
spur road, we took it down to the end. Talas
or scree slopes and pockets all around.
Glassed them good. One reprod patch we saw
was totally out of place. It was up high on
the slope above us and was planted in
military style rows.
Cliff and Bill were piddling around doing
something, looking at screes or going down a
side road or something, so I took off walking
back downhill. I went probably close to 2
miles before they caught up with me, so they
had a good look at whatever they were looking
at. I was standing quiet beside the road
watching two doe deer browse. They hadn't
seen or heard me or caught my scent, so it
was a real treat to watch them for some time.
While I was standing there, I also had a good
view to the south and west, so I did some
geography.
We backtracked a little on our way to 6335
road. Stopped and walked quite a ways up
Cliff site 2 road. Inspected the site.
Nothing. Lots of foliage had burst out during
the spring. Not much visibility to the east.
Some one had made a filthy campsite. Hogs.
Down past Harriet Lake, we went up 5720 road
because Cliff wanted to show us something up
it. It's on the northeast slope of Oak Grove
Butte. Must have been where the protesters
were. About a ¼ mile up, someone had fallen
a tree across the road with a hand ax! So, we
turned around and went a little further east
to the 5731 road that runs along the west
side of Devil's Ridge.
I had found one more old Hershey bar in the
pack. We had it for desert with coffee up on
5731 road just past the big power lines.
Cliff laughed when he saw it come out and was
pretty game about it. Harper sort of winced
when he bit into his hard chunk, but he ate
it down. Off to the west, we had a fine view
of Mt. Lowe and Burnt Granite. Just to the
north was Oak Grove Butte. Took what turned
out - to my mind - of a fine picture of the
two of them with those mounts in the
background.
Made the south curve and came to a rock
quarry. Some equipment in it, so going to
haul rock out this summer. No one around.
Went down to the north end of the Devil's
Ridge road. Very nice up there. Not a bad
place. Where did the name come from. At the
base of the northwest slope of the ridge is a
place called "Devil's Spring."
We stopped where there was an outstanding
view to the north, east and south. The hump
of the ridge cut off the view to the west.
Saw Mt. Hood and Mt. Jefferson, SiSi Butte
(sigh, sigh) with its lookout tower, Peavine
Mountain was to the southeast, but the north
end of it was almost east of us. After that,
we checked out the power line cuts and found
heavy elk browsed plants and bushes.
Then we drove back. It was a long ways. We
had been driving an walking a lot today.
That evening, I e-mailed Henner about the big
turd. He promptly called me back. While he
exhibited some repressed excitement about its
size, but he said a turd is just that,
secondary evidence and it could be from
something else anyway. Anyway, it was in my
garage and starting to smell, so I needed to
do something with it. He only wanted just a
bit of it, so I hit upon a nefarious plan. I
called Ray.
Ray said he was interested in seeing it and
knew a veterinarian that would probably check
it out for us. He also said that he would get
a piece of it over to Henner at the Primate
Center. While the protesters were picketing
the place, he thought he could get through in
his old pickup. This was good. My garage was
warm and SLB definitely wouldn't allow an
extended visit by the coiled up beauty out
there. She was in Finland visiting one of
their software company subsidiaries, so I a
little time to air the garage out.
The next day I drove over to Ray's and since
he wasn't home, dropped the white pail with
plastic cover in the cool, dark of his front
walkway, up by the door. Ray called later and
was, well, surprised by both the size and
strength of the promised product.
Later, he got a note back from the
veterinarian. That note said that the turd
contained intestinal eggs of "an unknown
hominoid origin." When Ray told him what
he thought it was, the sample was sent on to
get another check and then the answer came
back that it was probably from an ungulate
(in this case it would be an elk). Big change
of results.
I don't know what Henner decided. Ray does,
and has probably told me, but I have
forgotten. In any event, it is secondary
evidence.
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